Just for fun, I’ve solved all the problems in the city – without a tax increase. When you live in your own bubble, like I do, you can gloss over all the negative things you encounter in the streets with a simple, but effective, dose of denial.
What pot holes?
Or, if you need a little help mastering the art of denial and living in your own bubble, you can stop by our studio and pick up a FREE ration of Bubble Dust. It gets your imagination flowing, and is way fun to sprinkle around the city on anything that begins to disturb your sunny reality.
Just toss a pinch on that sink hole in front of your house. Let it float down on your next door neighbor’s yappy dog… maybe throw some at a meter maid. Magically, the problems will disappear.
No, really. If you BELIEVE that the Saints can win the Super Bowl, pigs can fly, etc… Bubble Dust will work for you. I personally guarantee this. If it does not work – return it to me for a full refund.
Creator of Bubble Dust
Principal Broker at New Orleans Leasing and Sales, Inc. ( A real estate company inspired by YOU).
5922 Magazine St. NOLA 70115